Critical Commentary about This Website with My Responses

"A Play A Day & Lysteria is a sophomoric attempt to shock the median internet demographic."

My Response: Your mom is a sophomoric attempt to shock the median internet demographic.


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"The site, while passably clever at times, too often descends into mean-spirited sexual degradation and schoolyard retorts."

My Response: Your mom, while passably your mom at times, too often descends into mean-spirited sexual degradation and your mom retorts.


"Completely worthless."

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"I've seen funnier commentary in high school yearbooks."

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"I do not appreciate my son's rather weak attempts to vent his frustrations at the world through the use of crude language and bitter satire. I was a better mother to him than his writing might imply."

My Response: My grandmother!


"Your mom!"

My Response: Your words hurt, you know.