1. Little bunnies!
5. Puppy dogs!
6. Baby piggies!
7. A funny little furry goat who nibbles at your fingers and toes!
8. Fuzzy caterpillars!
9. Chubby-cheeked little babies with wide-open, wondering eyes!
10. Adorable harp seal pups!
11. Awkward newly-hatched birdies!
You mix all these together, add some noodles or rice, spice it just right, and you've got yourself one hell of an adorable stir fry! Don't forget to pleasure yourself while killing them all; you'll enjoy the taste that much more! Yay!
Watch out for bones and bone fragments while eating. Ouch!
As mentioned in the title, this list was not offensive. The commentary after the list? Well, that wasn't in the title.