December 11, 2007

How to Win the Lottery

Step 1. Find a lottery.

Step 2. Paint all the lottery numbers on a wall.

Step 3. Throw baby at wall numbers.

Step 4. Record which number the baby hits, or comes closest to hitting - use your best judgment.

Step 5. Threaten to continue throwing baby at wall unless they let you win the lottery.

Step 6. Invest winnings conservatively.

Step 7. Responsibly report winnings on your taxes.

(NB: Lotteries are often found in gas stations. Do not use lead-based paint as it could harm the baby. May require more than one baby.)

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