I was recently asked by a fellow male-underwear model / cannibal / blogger the following question: "Are you going to eat that thyroid?"
After sharing the gland in question and posing for the new Sunday Times fishnet micro-briefs glossy insert, he saw me lighting up. Curious, he inquired: "What are you smoking today?"
I grabbed my life-long friend by the ears, took a playful bite out of his left shoulder (he hardly ever uses it), then we sat around the photo studio's campfire in our man-thongs, hoisted a couple long necks and a couple beers, and bled and joked about what indeed I might be smoking on such a fine day.
1. Asstango 100s
2. This thing I found in my cat's litter box
3. Ennui Naturals
4. The tragic and the sublime
5. Lo-Tar MiddleSkoolKools
6. A twenty dollar bill, unfiltered
7. Sardine Menthols
8. Film School Prerequisites
9. 100 grams of high-grade imported pussy
11. Seriously Not A Penis Substitute UltraLites
12. The U.S. Constitution, amended
13. The stares of the questioning horde
14. Dignity Away
15. Stupid Fucking Cunt Slims
16. Camels. Actual camels, not the cigarettes.
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