1. Pardon me, are you going to be using that vagina?
2. Hey, I couldn't help but notice that you're female, and... well, you're female.
3. I'm going to have you arrested for willful incitement of masturbation.
4. If you were dying of a horrible disease, I would punch that disease right in the face.
5. Which term do you find more offensive: 'bitch' or 'womanwhoisgoingtogivemeahandjobinthebathroomrightnow'?
6. Your breasts are so amazing! I just want to cut them off and display them in my den!
7. When our eyes met across this crowded room, I couldn't help but wonder where am I, and who are all these people, and who the fuck are you anyway, and why were you staring at me? Answer me! Answer me now, damnit!!
8. I think you're proof that looks aren't important. I'll fuck just about anything.
9. My ex-wife used to say that I was crude and self-centered, which is not true at all; I also have a huge cock that you are going to suck for me.
10. I'll bet it would be so much better to have sex with you than all those mannequins in my basement.
11. I have a theory about your genitals, but I'll need to do some extensive testing before I make any conclusions.
12. Nice uterus!