November 20, 2007

What's Creepier?

A test for you all. There are no right answers, only correct responses.

You need to reply openly and honestly, or the test will cry about your shallow, deceitful ways.

The test is called "What's Creepier?", and it has enjoyed a rich history dating back to the beginning of this post.

So, here we go:


What's creepier?

a) Getting a human head in your mailbox
b) Getting a human head into your mailbox
c) Getting a note in your mailbox saying that the human head didn't fit; so you can pick it up at your local post office
d) When you get to the post office, you find that they can't find the human head; so they give you another human head they've had in the backroom for a while

a) Finding out your wife is your long, lost sister
b) Finding out your wife's dog is your long, lost sister
c) Finding out your husband is your long, lost sister
d) Finding out your long, lost sister is your wife's husband
e) Finding out each of the above is true
f) Only suspecting that these things might be true and lying awake every night ... wondering, always wondering

a) Jesus farting
b) Jesus farting, then shouting "Yippee!"
c) Jesus farting, then weeping about it
d) Jesus insisting that you fart "right fucking now!"
e) A fart in the shape of Jesus

a) The eyes in a painting following you as you walk across the room
b) The eyes in a painting following your ass as you walk across the room
c) The penis in a painting following the eyes that are following your ass as you walk across the room

a) A spider
b) A spider dressed as a clown
c) A spider dressed as a clown doing mime
d) A mime dressed as a clown doing a spider
e) A clown

3 comments:

Rob Hardy said...

None of these things is as creepy as you are, Brendon.

ShOI said...

What about the eyes in a painting following you as you walk across the room, out of the room, out of the house, and on your way to work?

Bleeet said...

Thanks, Rob!

Shoi: That shit has happened before.

In fact, pretty much all of this has happened. Except for that one thing; that's just ridiculous.