December 10, 2007

How to Change a Flat Tire

Step 1. Get a flat tire.

Step 2. Remove spare tire from trunk.

Step 3. Remove spare baby from under seat.

Step 4. Teach baby how to change a flat tire.

Step 5. Throw baby at flat tire.

Step 6. Replace baby under seat.

(NB: Make sure vehicle has stopped completely before throwing baby at flat tire.)

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