It will be tough to top a movie title like "Snakes On A Plane". I mean, think about it... here you have four words which pull multiple duties.
They serve as:
1) The title
2) The plot
3) The script
4) The critical review
and
5) The ready-made, hotel-room, HBO magazine summation
Without ever having seen the original movie, I will hereby venture to guess at what Hollywood insiders might be toying with for a title for the next "Snakes On A Plane" movie... and, dear God, I hope they make one... so I can not have to see it to know exactly what happens.
1. Snakes On A Plane II: The Resnakening
2. Bigger Snakes On A Bigger Plane
3. Vipers On A Jet
4. Again With The Snakes And The Plane And The Hissing (Jerry Lewis remake)
5. Earthworms On A Cessna
6. Plane Snakes!
7. The Suborder Serpentes Aboard A Commercial Airliner
8. Sssssssss On A Plane
9. High-Flying Herpetological Hijinks
10. The Distressing Yet Astounding Adventures Experienced By The Snake Family Upon Traveling One Day By Aero-plane
11. Boas On A Boeing
12. Snakes On A Plane 2: Again!
13. A Plane With Snakes On It
14. Thank You For Flying With Snake-Filled Airlines
15. Akesnay Onway Away Aneplay (Pig Latin remake)
16. Planes! Snakes! On Them!
17. Caution: Plane May Contain One Or More Snakes
18. Trousersnakes On A Plane (porn remake)
19. Snakes On A Chicken On A Crocodile On A Rhinoceros On A Plane
20. Snakes On Planes? Perhaps...
21. Public Snakes, Private Planes
22. Snakes On A Plane III: Snakes On A Plane, Part 2
23. Snakes With Guns On A Plane
24. Enalp A No Sekans ("Memento" remake)
25. Snakes Near A Plane
26. I Hate Snakes On A Plane (Raiders Of The Lost Ark IV)
27. Snakeplane! The Musical!
28. Snakes On A Plane. SNAKES On A Plane! SNAKES On A PLANE!! SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
29. Snakes On Two Planes
30. Snakes On A Plane v2.0: Snakier On A Planier
31. Snakes On This Particular Plane
32. Snaaakes.... ona.............. Plane (starring William Shatner)
33. Snaked On A Plane: The Reptile Mile High Die Club
34. Snakes On A Plane, But In Coach Class Only
35. Snakes on The Plane (It's Pronounced 'Thee')
36. Snakes On A Plane, But Not The Same Plane As Before
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37. Snakes on a Vertical Plane
38. Snails on a Plane
39. Pigs in Space
40. Glengarry Glen Snakes
41. Snakes on a Bi-plane
42. Snakes on a Shortbus
43. Groupies on a Tourbus - toxic chicks are put on a bus with the group Poison
44. Oh, all right, I'll stop.
Any good sequel has to raise the stakes, and expand the dramatic canvas while still articulating the same vision that made the original such a success. In light of these considerations I offer this suggestion: Zoo Animals Are Gunning People Down in the Streets of New York.
I have only four words for you Laughing at Fellini:
"Uncle! Uncle! Boing! Boing!"
Also would be a great movie title.
Thank you for the insights; now where's my script for our project?
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