She Swore?
Cast:
Clara (fifth grader)
Gertrude (same)
Setting: A girl's bedroom, Clara and Gertrude are sitting on the bed. They are talking in the over-excited, over-the-top way that fifth graders do.
Clara: Serious?!
Gertrude: Mmm-hmm!
C: She said that?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: To you!?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: In class!!?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Sister Mary?!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Today!?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! She's going to hell!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Did everyone hear her?!
G: Mmm-hmm?
C: I bet the whole school knows about it now!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: She's going to get fired!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: And then go to hell!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Do you think the Mother Superior knows?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Are your parents going to do anything about it?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Good! They should stand up for you!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: This was right at the end of class?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: She kept asking you questions?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Then she just yelled it at you?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: She said, "Don't you ever say anything, damnit"?!!!?
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: Did you answer her?!
G: Mmm-hmm!
C: What did you say?!
G: (very happily, upbeat) Fuck you, whore!
(lights out immediately)
(end)
2 comments:
Dear Reader,
Bleeet will not be near a computer for the next six days or so. He will publish six plays or so when he returns. Do stay tuned.
Sincerely,
Sister Mary
Communications Director
A Play A Day, Inc.
Ahhhhhhh! Some well-deserved time away from your computer and the velvet-lined iron maiden that is your daily muse.
If Archbishop Flynn comes looking for you, I'll tell him he just has to post a comment like the rest of us.
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