Where Is It?
Cast:
Frescia
Pela
Setting: Interior. Several boxes strewn about, lots of random things in them. Pela sits in a bean bag chair, reading, Frescia enters quickly, looking about madly.
Frescia: Ohhhh!! Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? (digging through everything)
Pela: (standing) Where's what, Frescia?
Frescia: Ohhh, that thing... it's about so big, it's usually right here, and now I can't find it!
Pela: (picking up something about as big as Frescia indicated) Like this?
F: Nonononono, No. That's not it, bigger than that.
P: (with something bigger in her hands) This?
F: Nonono, bigger than that!
P: (picking up something still bigger) How about this?
F: That's closer, but it's kind of pink and squiggly too.
P: (picking up a large pink coiled hose or something) How about this?
F: No, that's not it at all, it's got like eyes and hair and squirts blood sometimes...
P: (picks up a severed human head from a box) Oh, you must mean this!
F: (angrily, frustrated) No! That's definitely not it, Pela!
P: Sorry, just trying to help.
F: (has turned away, then realizing what it is) Pela! Oh yeah, Pela, it's you, there you are! I found you!
P: Me?
F: Yeah, c'mon! The boys are taking us to The Palace for ice cream!
(Pela gathers a few thing, Frescia encourages her to speed up, ad libs, they start to exit)
P: We should get rid of the severed head someday.
F: Yeahyeahyeah! C'mon, c'mon, I think I heard their car pull up!
(lights start fading)
P: Pink and squiggly?
(lights out)
(end)
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