Step 1. Install tiny video camera in cute baby.
Step 2. Sit baby next to you at blackjack table.
Step 3. During particularly big game, shout out: "Hey! This cute baby's cheating!"
Step 4. During the ensuing scuffle between the baby and casino security, make off with all the money.
Step 5. Buy new tiny video camera.
Step 6. Find another cute baby that plays blackjack.
Step 7. Convince that baby to cheat.
Step 8. Install tiny video camera in that baby.
Step 9. Find a new casino.
(NB: Also works for roulette, although not very well.)
2 comments:
Haha.. I always play blackjack when I'm gambling online.
I’ve always been sceptical about gambling. At University friends did a lot in the casinos in the city and lost a load of cash to some dodgy people and places. But eventually a friend said “Play online casino”, and I agreed to give it a go (after about four hours and debating the risks). So I signed up and played my first game of online casino blackjack, I lost but it was fun! Kept playing and was lucky enough to break even until I got the hang of it!
Has anybody got any tips or any success stories?
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