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4 comments:
What, no "Sixty Sexy Sextants"? Also "Sextuplets: Not what we thought - can you come down and bail us out?"
Or "Sexagenarians: also not what we thought... Ew..."
By the way, I was literally laughing out loud at most of these. Keep up the good work!
Woo-hoo! Comments! And funny comments, too!
Keep up the laughy stuff everybody...
Nothing more important than the laughiness.
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