Made-up Drugs I Wish I Had Made-up So I Could Have Tried Them

1. Caramyl Nitrate

2. Kittymine

3. Sexinol

4. Jalapeno Chicken Poppers

5. Alcohol

6. Himoin (Heroin for today's man)

7. Cococaine

8. Youareincrediblybeautifulandsmartandeveryonelovesyouphetamine

9. Jumpin' Crack Flash

10. Exhalants

11. Oprahium

12. Tobaccovision

13. Asteroids (for doubling butt performance and for the Atari 2600)

14. Hilarijuana

15. Angelfood Dustcake