May 14, 2007

Words Best Not Used in Condom Ads

1. Recycled

2. Woolen

3. Nostalgic

4. Gangrenous

5. Soluble

6. Pinchy

7. Organic

8. Quilted

9. Spermariffic

10. Disjointed

11. Wholly

12. Stipulated

13. Wubbulous

14. Acidic

15. Sharp

16. Neat-o

17. Digital

18. Tragic

19. Curried

20. Decaffeinated

21. Misconstrued

22. Hasty

23. Postmodern

24. Fresh-picked

25. Apathetic

26. Political

27. Sedimentary

28. Talkative

29. Reanimated

30. Populous

31. Metallic

32. Irradiated

33. Flammable

34. Crunchtastic

35. Frictionless

36. Sectarian

37. Golly

38. Hand-stitched

39. Paleolithic

40. Mistaken

41. Necrotic

42. Dissembling

43. Apprehensive

44. Shriveled

45. Ironic

46. Gourmet

47. Robotic

48. Nougaty

49. Petite

2 comments:

Circe said...

Porous.

Delicious.

Used.

Gooey.

Owl-flavored.

Bitchin'.

Combustible.

Thrifty.

Beta-version.

Tuna-scented.

Chunky.

Gravelly.

Lead.

Accidental.

Fundamentalist.

Roll-your-own.

Brendon Etter said...

I actually had "chunky" on the list, but changed it to "crunchtastic"... same idea, but with that bizarre commercial flair that just screams out "Hey, Kids!"