Trade - Tool
1. Archeaology - Anti Ancient Curse Topical Ointment
2. Carpenter - This thing which looks like a fat stick with a metal thingy on top, and you swing it and hit it against these sharp pointy metal things and push them into, ummm, what's that stuff a lot of trees are made out of nowadays?
3. Professional Soccer Player - Feet (preferably his or her own)
4. Urologist - Map of Urope
5. Chicken- Egg
6. Politician - Two reserve tanks of super-heated oxygen, three for campaign season
7. Mortician - Death
8. Critic - Feelings of cultural superiority coupled with intense self-loathing
9. Firefighter - Heat, fuel and air plus unheat, unfuel and unair
10. Priest - Death
11. Barista - Thorough understanding of revolutionary Latin American political ideologies; also, a barometer
12. Egg - Chicken
13. President / Male Porn Star - Misguided personal philosophy based on self-deceit, good hair and a penis (preferably his own)
14. Assassin - Two toilets, one for each ass
15. Shit Shoveler - Shit, shovel
16. Rent-A-Cop - Muscles, bitter memories of junior high maltreatment
17. Actor - Pathological need for acceptance
18. Writer - Words, inspiration, alcoholism
19. Copywriter - Shit, shovel
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