February 29, 2008

Why Are We Vomiting?

1. In training for the 110-meter high hurls at the Summer Bulimpics.

2. Thought about Ann Coulter.

3. Typed "Ann Coulter"...

4. (whoops... sorry, again, gotta stop that)

5. It's your art.

6. For cash prizes.

7. Forgot to unwrap the candy.

8. It's a much quicker way to get out that last pesky heroin balloon.

9. Not much else to do.

10. The ipecac was free, damnit. Free. Can't pass up a deal like that.

11. Mandatory stomach inventory.

12. To impress the ladies.

13. Bankrupting the local All-You-Can-Eat pizza restaurant.

14. Zero gravity doesn't agree with you.

15. Hopping on that new "Extreme!" bandwagon.

16. It's just something you dabble in... as a hobby.

17. Woke up with a penis in your mouth. Your own penis.

18. You wanted the city pool to yourself for a few minutes.

19. It's the "special" in the special sauce.

20. Nostalgia.

1 comment:

ShOI said...

21. Because vomit tastes even worse the third time around.