1. Alarm Clock: If it sticks, then it's time to get up.
2. Pregnant Woman: Sticking means the baby is done cooking. (Make sure pregnant woman sticks with exit ramp facing downward.)
3. Tennis Ball: If it sticks, do not play tennis with this ball, or get a less sticky wall.
4. Ideas: If they stick, rub head against the wall until ideas re-enter your brain. Do not lick them off the wall lest you swallow all your good ideas.
5. Magnet: If it sticks, check to see if the wall is actually an enormous refrigerator.
6. Clean Laundry: If it sticks, you don't have to put your clothes away.
7. Clown Mime: If it sticks, remove. Clean off wall-mounted spears. Repeat.
8. Garbage Can filled with Liquid Nitroglycerin: If it sticks, walk away. Slowly.
9. Eggs: If they stick... mmmm... wall eggs.
10. Door: If it sticks, exit.
11. Love: If it sticks, could this be the wall you've been waiting for?! The wall for you... after all these years? C'mon... buy it some flowers or something!