February 19, 2008

Let's Play "Captionationation" - The Write-Your-Own-Caption Sensation That's Sweeping The Nation! (that's where the name comes from)

!CAPTIONATIONATION!
The Game Whose Name Stands For The Write-Your-Own-Caption Sensation That's Sweeping The Nation!

I'll get the fun going with this first picture, and I'll supply a few of my own captions.

Then you, the humble reader, will try your hand at being a high school yearbook editor!

If you are an arrogant reader, you should first become humble, then submit your Captionationation caption.

If you are humble, but not a reader, do your best, dummy.

Here's the picture:




- Supporters cheer as John McCain demonstrates one more way he is a "presidential hopeful".

- "Oh, Mr. President, you're wearing pleats!"

- Groping for one hard vote.

- McCain approaches third base.

- Another roofie deftly used, President Bush hails a post-rave cab for himself and his new boyfriend.

- "Mr. President, you smell like eight years of failure."

- McCain and Bush convince everyone that gay marriage would truly be a horrible, horrible thing.


Alright, your turn. Captionationation away! Leave a comment with as many captions as you can muster.

10 comments:

ShOI said...

Somebody get this thing off of me!

Jen said...

As Lao Tzu (Chinese taoist Philosopher, founder of Taoism who wrote "Tao Te Ching" and "The Book of the Way". 600 BC-531 BC) said, “Manifest plainness, Embrace simplicity, Reduce selfishness, Have few desires.” I just don't think he meant that McCain should "embrace simplicity" literally.

Jim H. said...

W: "Hey, ref, flagrant foul!"
JM: "I faked left, then went right."

Bleeet said...

Nice, all of these.

I love Jim's very clever political / basketball reference.

Circe said...

"Hey, George, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

Christopher Tassava said...

I.
GW: "Aww, Johnny. They're playing our song."

II.
Dumb or dumber. Your choice.

III.
Ever wonder what the right wing's doing back there?

IV.
Doctors say that the twins, conjoined at their three-sizes-too-small heart, exhibit a preference for militarism, market-based solutions to everything, and flag-waving.

Bleeet said...

McCain has always struck me as Grinch-like in many ways. Thanks, Christopher.

Anonymous said...

George, lets forget all the people, move top Massachussetts where we can get Married, and tell all the world of our forbidden love...

Christopher Tassava said...

V.
President Bush demonstrates his hug-based health care plans with an infirm elderly man.

Bleeet said...

Ohh, sweet one, Christopher!

Let's hope the elderly man here did not need more invasive, inpatient care.