To No Go On If It Is In Or To Go On If It Is No In
Cast:
Walker
Talker
Setting: A Park, Talker is on bench, Walker walks past.
Talker: (looking at Walker, their eyes meet, they smile) Hi!
Walker: (slight pause in walking) Hi!
Talker: (pointing in the direction Walker is heading, with urgency) No go!
Walker: (turning back to Talker now) Hm?
Talker: (pointing emphatically in same direction, shaking head) No go!
Walker: (confusedly looking in that direction) No... go?
Talker: (points finger at Walker) Yo!
Walker: (still confused a bit as to why he shouldn't go that way, pointing off in that direction again with an inquisitive) Um... so?
Talker: To go on is a no no, O.K.?
Walker: No. I go on, O.K.?
Talker: (tone is whatever, but don't say I didn't warn you) O.K.
(Walker continues on his way. Long pause, then loud scream, Walker comes running back in)
Talker: So?
Walker: It is a no no to go on!
Talker: Ay! If it is no in, do go; if it is... no go!
Walker: (nodding) It is in!
Talker: Yo... no go...
Walker: Am I go on?
Talker: No, is no go. It is in; so to go is so no no.
Walker: I'm so no go, yo!
Talker: O.K.
Walker: It go by me... (does monster-like impression) I no go on!
Talker: It is in. It go on, by-a-by.
Walker: O.K.
Talker: Yo. It go, me go.
Walker: Me go on if it go.
Talker: No.
Walker: No?
Talker: No. (indicating Walker) No go.
Walker: Me no go?
Talker: No, if it go, me go on. (indicating Walker again, shaking head) No go.
Walker: Uh?
Talker: (explaining with arm gestures and emphasis) If it go, me go. It is my go.
Walker: Um... I no go?
Talker: No. It is my go.
Walker: Oh... it is my go if it go on as so.
Talker: Yo.
Walker Oh no.
Talker: If it is to be, it is no up to me; it is up to it to go or no go; so I go, if it go.
Walker: I am to go if it go on as so.
Talker: O.K.?
Walker: No.
Talker: Yo. It no go.... (gesticulating pronouncedly toward the thing offstage) It.... (to himself) me.... (to himself, again) me.... (toward offstage) it....
Walker: Um. It...
Talker: Me. Me...
Walker: It?
(Talker smiles and nods)
Walker: (edging away from Talker) So? I go....
Talker: (makes horrific monster-like noise, Walker runs off stage, long pause, then smile) It go on as so.
(lights out)
(end)
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