With the overwhelming success of the "Shock & Awe" strategy in Iraq, it may seem tempting to apply that tactic to every new war we create.
Never one to rest on my laurels - because I've misplaced them - I say, let's think creatively. Let's develop new plans for invading and subduing other nations that don't stand a chance, and will actually stand a negative chance when we hit them with these brilliant military schemes:
2. Exterminate & Explode
3. Run Around & Scream
4. Johnson & Johnson
5. Stun & Mime
6. Stretch & Breathe (also good for yoga)
7. Fuck & Run
8. Gambol & Cavort
9. Kill & Maim
10. Love & Leave
11. Sniff & Lick
12. Piss & Moan (works well when combined with Bitch & Complain)
13. Rinse & Repeat
14. Lift & Separate
15. Thrill & Delight
16. Trudge & Bore
17. Empathize & Kill
18. Shake & Shimmy
19. Surprise & Entrance
20. Enslave & Liberate
21. Bemuse & Befuddle
22. Kill & Kill
23. Destroy & Deny
24. Belittle & Bewitch
25. Dance & Drink
26. Shucks & Awww
26. Shucks & Awww
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26. Dine & Dash
27. Stop Drop & Roll
28. Peaches & Cream
29. Peaches & Herb
30. Lock & Load
31. Kum & Go
32. Pump & Munch
33. Spit & Shine
34. Wank & Run
35. Closet & Overcompensate
36. Spears & Lohan (aka Cultural degradation?)
37. Spend & Laugh
38. Flag & Wave
39. Upgrade & Flip
40. * & !
Okay, I was going to do "Kum & Go", but I pulled back, or pulled out, or something like that... I left really quickly and don't remember.
Also, Poopyhead, "Flag & Wave" is very nice. Excellent choice.
41. Scratch & Sniff
42. Bewitch, Bother, & Bewilder (the Ella Fitzgerald strategy)
43. Point & Criticize
44. Fart & Blame
45. This & That
46. Salt & Pepper
47. Bomb & Pray
Sturm und Drang
Love the Point & Criticize, but, Jim, "Sturm und Drang" is spelled wrong... you meant "Storm & Drag", right?
Stomp & Dig?
Stream & Dam?
"und" is properly spelled "&"
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