666 may be perceived as the Number of the Beast by the ancient paranoid demagogues behind the Book of Revelations, and the far younger paranoid demagogues who read that shit these days, like the heavy metal band Stryper, the heavy metal band P.O.D., the heavy metal band Dismembered Fetus, and the President, but did you know many other numbers also occur in the Bible that are equally funny and related to 666?
For instance...
1. 999 is the Number of the Beast who Walks on Its Hands
2. -666 is the Number of the Pessimist Beast
3. 6666 is the Number of Papa Beast
4. 3 is the Number of Beastie Boys
5. 668 is the Number of the Beast after a big Thanksgiving dinner
6. .666 is the Number of the Beast of Lilliput
7. (666) is the Number of the Hidden Beast
8. 666-6666 is the Number of the Beast's Favorite Chinese Take-Out Restaurant
9. 766 is the Number of the Beast's Landlord, one floor directly above
10. 2x4 is the Lumber of the Beast
11. 666! is the Number of the Ego of the Beast
12. 696 is the Number of the Confused Beast
13. bbb is the Number of the Reverse Leet Beast
14. 777 is the Number of the Beast's Testicles
15. 333 is the Num of the Beast
16. ^^^ is the Number of the Shifty Beast
17. 6 is the Nicknumber of the Beast
18. 666i is the Number of the Imaginary Beast
19. 6666 6666 6666 6666 is the Credit Card Number of the Beast, it never expires (evil laugh, evil laugh)
20. 888 is the Number of the Well-Rounded Beast
21. ??? is the Unlisted Number of the Beast
1 comment:
You are seriously funny. And inspired. I thought of a couple more:
06-06-66 is the Birthday of the Beast
36-26-36 are the Measurements of the Bootylicious Beast
1010011010 is the Number of the Binary Beast
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