Fuck Sex Love
Cast:
Man
Woman
Setting: Bare stage.
(Man and Woman enter from opposite sides, meeting in the middle)
Man: (offering hand) I am a man.
Woman: I am a woman.
Man: We are alone.
Woman: Shall we fuck?
Man: What else is there?
(walk off stage left, pause, enter stage right, looking exactly the same)
Woman: Wow!
Man: Phew!
Woman: That was amazing!
Man: That was spectacular!
Woman: Thank you for fucking me!
Man: You're welcome. Thank you for fucking me!
Woman: My pleasure.
Man: Mine too.
Woman: When will I see you again?
Man: When I see you again.
Woman: Right now?
Man: Great!
Woman: Let's have sex.
Man: Good idea.
(exit stage left, pause, enter stage right, looking exactly the same)
Woman: That was fun.
Man: Yes. I enjoyed it too.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I love you.
Woman: Let's marry.
Man: Who?
Woman: Each other.
Man: Perfect.
Woman: Let's celebrate.
Man: Yes.
Woman: Let's make love.
Man: Now there's an idea.
(exit stage left, enter stage right, everything the same)
Woman: Well.
Man: Yes.
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Making love was nice.
Woman: Sure.
Man: I guess.
Woman: I am unhappy.
Man: Me too.
Woman: I am bored.
Man: Let's divorce!
Woman: Who?
Man: Each other.
Woman: Perfect.
Man: Let's celebrate!
Woman: Great idea!
(exit stage left, enter stage right, same as always)
Woman: Oh my!
Man: Yikes!
Woman: That was phenomenal!
Man: That was incomprehensibly outstanding!
Woman: That was a different sort of universe.
Man: I didn't even get my pants off.
Woman: I didn't even get your pants off either.
Man: Shall we have sex again?
Woman: No!
Man: No?
Woman: Never!
Man: Never?
Woman: We must stick to fucking only.
Man: No sex?
Woman: No, fucking.
Man: Fucking?
Woman: Fucking.
Man: Perfect.
Woman: Let's go.
(exit stage left, lights out)
(end)
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