S+M=L
Cast:
Maseo
Sadie
Setting: A sofa, lights are low. Sadie and Maseo are very close on the couch. They lose themselves more and more into lust as the play progresses.
Maseo: Sadie, what would you do if I touched you there?
Sadie: Break your finger.
M: What if I touched you... there?
S: Break that finger too.
M: And there?
S: One more broken!
M: What about there?
S: Snap!
M: And on your... ummm... your cunt?
S: There goes your hand, cowboy!
M: Would it hurt?
S: Oh yeah... touch my cunt, you're in pain.
M: What if I tried to undress you?
S: I'd slam your head on the floor once for every button.
M: And if I took off my pants?
S: I'd burn your balls with my lighter!
M: Dear God! What else?! What else!?
S: I'd slice open your cheeks, all four of them, I'd pull the hair from your head, I'd grind my stilettos into your back, I'd break your teeth, and crack your ribs!
M: Why?! Whywhywhywhywhy?!
S: 'Cause you're scum, Maseo! You're a little bug that needs crushing! You're ugly, worthless, and stupid! I'd be doing the world a favor, destroying a hateful little shit stain like you!
M: (leaping up and thrashing around) YES! YES! YES! Call me scum! Make me worthless! Tell me how horrible I am!
S: (sincerely) But I love you, Maseo.
M: (collapsing to the floor) YES! That's it! Give it to me! Hurt me more! MORE! MORE!
S: You are a beautiful human being.
M: (convulsing on the floor) Ahhhhhhhh!!! YEEESSSSSS! More! Again! More! More!
S: I care for you deeply, as an individual.
M: OOOHHHH! You're too good! Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop!
S: You have so much to offer the world.
(lights fading out)
M: Sadie! Sadie! Keep going! All night, all night, please, never let it stop!
S: I will give that satisfaction, my sweet one.
(Maseo moans as the lights go out)
(end)
2 comments:
I know, I know... this is a dramatic variation and extension of an old joke. Don't hate me; because I'm really sick... no really, I got some sort of hell cold... It's hard to write for a long time when feeling like this. Careful, or I'll go post nasal on yo' ass.
The Bleeet hath Spleeet.
chkuc
This is sort of "Masochism Tango"-ish. I almost went and put the CD on when I read it.
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