Step 1 - Put your car in reverse.
Step 2 - Get out of your car.
Step 3 - Put someone else's car in reverse. It doesn't matter whose car.
Step 4 - Take the next four immediate lefts.
Step 5 - Throw a freshly laid egg as far as you can.
Step 6 - Make a mockery of your hopes and dreams.
Step 7 - Turn right.
Step 8 - Practice when you preach.
Step 9 - Commit to everything nowhere.
Step 10 - Abdicate! Abdicate!
Step 11 - Take your next available merge onto a subjective freeway.
Step 12 - Skip this step.
Step 13 - Remember something important.
Step 14 - Forget it.
Step 15 - Pretend you care.
Step 16 - Imagine you were doing it for a purpose other than you.
Step 17 - Eat the glory.
Step 18 - Round the corner. Almost there.
Step 19 - Dig for treasure.
Step 20 - Ask for directions.
Step 21 - Ignore the real. It's only real.
Step 22 - Don't talk to that guy. He's a yeller.
Step 23 - Balk.
Step 24 - Assume you're right.
Step 25 - Eat some broccoli.
Step 26 - Go home.
Step 27- Wait for it.
Step 28 - Keep waiting.
Step 29 - Derive the catalyst.
Step 30 - Stop talking to that guy. Really.
Step 31 - Take your next left.
Step 32 - Knock on the window five times.
Step 33 - Give an assumed name.
Step 34 - Befuddle.
Step 35 - Decry.
Step 36 - Deny.
Step 37 - Inflate.
Step 38 - Repeat your favorite step.
Step 39 - Remember... something. Anything?
I hope that helped. Some of us are too wise to keep it all inside.