October 10, 2007

Please Don't Read This

You Fucker!

I requested politely that you not read this, but you did.

Now, it's gone. Gone! You scared my timid, delicate words away.

I'll never find them again.

Bastard!

Thanks a lot.

Now write: "I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog ever again." Fifty times. No fair copying and pasting, asshole.

5 comments:

Henry said...

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

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I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

I will not read secret messages that Brendon leaves on his blog unless I want to.

Bleeet said...

How do I know that shit wasn't pasted? It LOOKS pasted to me. Cheater.

Plus, you misspelled "ever again."

ShOI said...

This reminds me of a poster I made and taped to my wall when I was five or six years old:

SECRET REWARD
$1,000,000 IF YOU DIDN'T READ THIS.

I had to ask my mom how to spell "secret."

Bleeet said...

Now that's one clever kid. We could do t-shirts like that.

Henry said...

How dare you question my commitment to my punishment!