1. You Ain't A Half-Fucking Bad Man, Charlie Brown
2. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Fucked Up Day
3. Where the Fuck Is Waldo?
4. Horton Hears a Who-the-Fuck-Are-You?
5. Go, Dog! Alright?! Just Fucking Go.
6. One Fish, Two Fish, blah blah blah...
7. Let's Just Say the Caterpillar Was Extremely Fucking Hungry
8. Where the Sidewalk Ends Due to Corruption in City Hall
9. Holes. Assholes.
10. Are You My Motherfucker?
11. The Little Engine That Could Fuck You Up
12. Fucks 'n Sucks
13. Mr. Brown Can Moo, and You Probably Can't 'Cause You're Shit, Shit.
14. Furious George
15. The Runaway Bunny Never Saw the Truck Coming
16. There's a Wocket in the Socket!
17. Green Eggs and Ham and Whiskey
18. Smack the Bunny
19. The Giving Tree Thinks It Might Be Taking Time
20. Hop on Pop. Now. Again... Harder.
21. Harry Potter and the Fucking Shit
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How the hell did I miss this great list? It's going to make reading stories to my girls at bedtime a *lot* harder.
22. The Berenstain Bears: Trouble with the Fucking Cops
23. Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What the Fuck Do You See?
24. Richard Scarry's Too Fucking Busy Day
Oh man, Chris, those are awesome additions! All three of them are hilarious; wish I'd thought of them.
How about:
25. Goddammit Moon
26. On The Day You Were Born, Shithead
27. Mr. Brown Can Moo, What The Fuck Can You Do?
28. Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Dead Whore's Half-Eaten Corpse
29. Where the Wild Fucking things are
30. Owen, put the blanket down, blankets are for closers
31. A Series of Fucked up Events
32. Charlotte's Fucking Web
33. Alexander and the gestapo tactics
34. Junie B Jones, would you go to lunch
Ahh, Jerry, those are beautiful. Right in line with the script in many perfect ways. Thanks, man. I laughed. A lot.
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