Breathe, Damn you!

BREATHE, DAMN YOU and other thoughts: A list of things I am yelling at the guy dying in front of me

1 - "There's a time and place for everything except dying, damn it!"

2 - "Well! I never!"

3 - "You have at least four more stages of grief to get through very fast!"

4 - "Does your health insurance provider cover imminent death services?!"

5 - "Hurry up, you!"

6 - "Hold on!  I just got a text!"

7 - "Do you see a light or a disco ball?!"

8 - "You're really embarrassing me!"

9 - "Nice shoes!"

10 - "Are you even listening to me at all?!"

11 - "I'm totally a Good Samaritan!"

12 - "This relationship is not providing opportunities for me to grow as a person!"

13 - "Why does everything have to be about you?!"

14 - "Arrrrrrrrrrrggg what?!"

15 - "Gross!"