March 7, 2011

Extremely Elusive Vocational Interest Survey

Please indicate to what extent you find the following activities interesting using this scale:

1 = not interesting at all;
2 = an embarrassed coughing noise;
3 = uhhhhh (silence);
4 = if you insist;
5 = extremely interesting;
7.1 = popsicles!



ACTIVITIES:

Tickling an octopus?


Eating a cookie you found in a pine tree?


Throwing knives at rowboats?


Whispering half-truths to your radio?


Chunk a foozle?

**FREE SPACE**

Drawing blood/conclusions/to a close?


Sumptuously?


Saying 'yes' to invisible lines?


Embarrassing pencils?

**ROLL AGAIN**

Finding a treasure map that couldn't possibly be real, could it?


N-37?


Sarcastically assessing your interests in various activities?


DragonTooth, the sabre returneth?


Being and/or having but not/and also doing?


Creating uncreative palindromes?


aa a aa?


Sem ordni lap evit a ercnug nit aer c?

**LOSE A TURN?**

Rowboat, throwing knife at?


Decisively wondering?


Applying lotion to dry ideas?

**LOSE MOTIVATION**

Darning the Socks of Deepest Hope?

**lose capital letters**

Ending self-referential surveys?

Hovering between two proper but contextually-precise orthographies?

**eND**

Fighting finality?

**ROLL AGAIN**

DragonTooth, attacketh of?

4 comments:

Menachem said...

Tickling an octopus? 4

Eating a cookie you found in a pine tree? 4

Throwing knives at rowboats? 7.11

Whispering half-truths to your radio? 5.7

Chunk a foozle? 5

**FREE SPACE** 4

Drawing blood/conclusions/to a close? 5

Sumptuously? 71.

Saying 'yes' to invisible lines? 7.1

Embarrassing pencils? 1, poor pencils, so picked on...

**ROLL AGAIN**4

Finding a treasure map that couldn't possibly be real, could it? 6

N-37? qmp

Sarcastically assessing your interests in various activities? 1

DragonTooth, the sabre returneth? 2

Being and/or having but not/and also doing? 7.1

Creating uncreative palindromes? dud

aa a aa? Fonz

Sem ordni lap evit a ercnug nit aer c? pleasure, I'm sure

**LOSE A TURN?** 7.1

Rowboat, throwing knife at? 1.7

Decisively wondering? 7.1!!!!!!

Applying lotion to dry ideas? 2

**LOSE MOTIVATION** 4

Darning the Socks of Deepest Hope? 7.1

**lose capital letters** 2

Ending self-referential surveys? 7.1

Hovering between two proper but contextually-precise orthographies? 3

**eND** 7.1

Fighting finality? 7.1

**ROLL AGAIN** 7.1

DragonTooth, attacketh of? 3

Menachem said...

Oh, the verification word is better this time! ulootem

Brendon Etter said...

Menachem,

According to my rotopulator, your results indicate that your ideal vocation would be somewhat purple.

Congratulations!

rammstein said...

arm wrestling with steven hawking