11 Horrible Mistakes That Will Destroy My Fringe Festival Show

1 -Casting only manatees.


2 - Frequently stopping the production to make sure the audience "gets it."


3 - The ironic hyper-literate actualization of ennui.


4 - Apparently, failing to include zombies is a huge fucking faux pas.


5 - Tendency to leave curveballs high in the zone.


6 - Meaninglessness.


7 - Actors drink too much Kool-Aid.


8 - Encouraging audience members to "jerk off" will be somehow misinterpreted by perverts.


9 - Actors' inability to break through fourth wall leaves them no egress from the flames.


10 - The air guitar solos run long.


11 - Something like that scene in "Indiana Jones" where those guys' faces melted.

Despite all this, you can still partake of "Brendon Etter Presents Several Short Plays Which Are For You To Watch At"

Here's the schedule:

Shows are at the U of MN Rarig Center Xperimental 330 21st Ave S, Lower Level : Thursday, 8/2 at 10pm Saturday, 8/4 at 7pm Monday 8/6 at 7pm Tuesday, 8/7 at 10pm Saturday, 8/11 at 7pm Tickets: $12

Here is this:  https://www.facebook.com/events/235504406570935/

And here is this: http://www.fringefestival.org/2012/show/?id=2321