In this March's SIC! Groundbreaking research results released to the public for the first time! Like this:
- Left-handed women are more likely to be mothers, aunts than left-handed men.
- Ice cream vendors are significantly more likely to get speeding tickets than ice creams are.
- Black dogs are extremely more prone to being a dog than black cats are.
- Naked women and men much more likely to be engaged in bathing or sex than statues of naked women or men.
- Flooding frequently linked to water.
- People encased in boxes several feet underground much more likely to be dead than playing cribbage.
- Total horseradish consumption increases for every person added to the horseradish consumption study.
- Sunlight found to be significantly correlated to morning and night.
- Cow go moo.