tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post9011594374399577918..comments2023-11-05T06:14:20.258-06:00Comments on A Play A Day & Lysteria: Additional Swimming Pool RulesBrendon Etterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-84054085878507294242007-06-13T22:37:00.000-05:002007-06-13T22:37:00.000-05:0022. In accordance with federal law and common dece...22. In accordance with federal law and common decency, any clowns found swimming or playing in the pool must be held underwater until dead.ShOIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846681400646613853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-7443493933198226532007-06-12T13:17:00.000-05:002007-06-12T13:17:00.000-05:00Hey anonmymous, this is a list of swimming pool ru...Hey anonmymous, this is a list of swimming pool rules, not swimming pool protocol. Obviously, they must disrobe and frolic, duh! That's just common sense.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-42420763086148498722007-06-12T13:10:00.000-05:002007-06-12T13:10:00.000-05:00should any male enter the pool area, all females o...should any male enter the pool area, all females of equivalent age should immediatly remove all germents and begin frolicing in the pool and/or sunning themselves.<BR/>(only applicable to ages 17-30)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-45421301719992911972007-06-08T13:56:00.000-05:002007-06-08T13:56:00.000-05:00I may be arrested, but you can guarantee I will be...I may be arrested, but you can guarantee I will be wearing regulation swimwear when it happens. No CUT-OFFS!<BR/><BR/>I also have an "in" on the Supreme Lifeguard Council; so I'm sure I can get the offense overturned on appeal.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-53657477754118129462007-06-08T13:40:00.000-05:002007-06-08T13:40:00.000-05:00I fear you may be arrested at some point. #9 is m...I fear you may be arrested at some point. <BR/><BR/>#9 is my favorite.<BR/><BR/>jbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com