tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post662397100749311724..comments2023-11-05T06:14:20.258-06:00Comments on A Play A Day & Lysteria: New Penalties for Professional FootballBrendon Etterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-56860424513917220272007-09-26T13:12:00.000-05:002007-09-26T13:12:00.000-05:0024. Scratching John Madden's groin - punishment en...24. Scratching John Madden's groin - punishment enoughShOIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846681400646613853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-72421410867083965462007-09-21T14:20:00.000-05:002007-09-21T14:20:00.000-05:0021. Scratching one's groin area during the nationa...21. Scratching one's groin area during the national anthem - slo-mo replay on the JumboTron<BR/><BR/>22. Scratching a teammate's groin area during the national anthem - your name automatically appears on the primary ballot in your home district<BR/><BR/>23. Being John Madden - eternal damnation in the deepest depths of HellJim H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08221390745888733656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-74720447247937647692007-09-21T13:22:00.000-05:002007-09-21T13:22:00.000-05:0020. Being A Dick - Sliding scale penalty based on ...20. Being A Dick - Sliding scale penalty based on degree of dickishnessBrendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-5626533108799926402007-09-21T13:06:00.000-05:002007-09-21T13:06:00.000-05:0018. Wearing a basketball uniform: opponents awarde...18. Wearing a basketball uniform: opponents awarded a free kick or free throw.<BR/><BR/>19. Thirty or more men on the field: Five yards per extra man and loss of Gatorade.Jim H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08221390745888733656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-12085792507678253852007-09-21T10:58:00.000-05:002007-09-21T10:58:00.000-05:0016. Partying with teenage girls AND getting caught...16. Partying with teenage girls AND getting caught - ejection from the team.<BR/><BR/>17. Being a New York team - sent to therapy, made to realize New Yorkers are ass holes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16990298180516491110noreply@blogger.com