tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post4121042190316316617..comments2023-11-05T06:14:20.258-06:00Comments on A Play A Day & Lysteria: Better Ways to Celebrate Independence DayBrendon Etterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-25916682220132653332007-07-11T10:51:00.000-05:002007-07-11T10:51:00.000-05:00Hey- A New Hampshirite would never be found drinki...Hey- A New Hampshirite would never be found drinking in a Wal-Mart parking lot...<BR/><BR/>-Mrs. BleeetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-58504005080666220732007-07-08T21:50:00.000-05:002007-07-08T21:50:00.000-05:0011. Visit an American Flag factory in China.12. Wa...11. Visit an American Flag factory in China.<BR/><BR/>12. Watch NASCAR in the Wal-Mart parking lot while sizzling up some Omaha Steaks and kickin' back with some Bud Light. Don't forget to wear a Harley muscle shirt and your giant "Live Free or Die" belt buckle. After the cookout, it's obligatory to play chicken in the parking lot with your '78 Impala while listening to Steve Miller.Circehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11517794613608926992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-90469392404021612742007-07-08T15:16:00.000-05:002007-07-08T15:16:00.000-05:0010. March from Wal-Mart to McDonald's wearing only...10. March from Wal-Mart to McDonald's wearing only a small American flag tied around your junk while you attempt to scream the National Anthem with seven hot dogs jammed in your mouth, and while firing a semiautomatic rifle into the air with one hand (don't forget your 2nd Amendment rights!), and with your other hand proudly giving the finger to the rest of the world. We're #1! USA!ShOIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846681400646613853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-47721604258535723582007-07-08T15:15:00.000-05:002007-07-08T15:15:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.ShOIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846681400646613853noreply@blogger.com