tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post3618092201797116930..comments2023-11-05T06:14:20.258-06:00Comments on A Play A Day & Lysteria: How to Kill People with Your Bare HandsBrendon Etterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-73797288592038579512007-08-26T12:24:00.000-05:002007-08-26T12:24:00.000-05:00You should bee! Shame on ewe! I would never ewes...You should bee! Shame on ewe! I would never ewes ass obvious an animal pun ass that.<BR/><BR/>"Surly Panda" would be a great name for a rock band though.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-68669500247596265992007-08-24T23:22:00.000-05:002007-08-24T23:22:00.000-05:0013. Find and kill Smokey or a surly panda. Remove ...13. Find and kill Smokey or a surly panda. Remove its paws, then sharpen the claws. Place these ursine weapons on your own hands, then violently attack someone, taking care to go for the jugular. Voila: you've killed someone with...<BR/><BR/>Sorry. It's too awful to even type out. I'm sorry I started.Christopher Tassavahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547273541099162779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-40018056786584064152007-08-24T13:36:00.000-05:002007-08-24T13:36:00.000-05:00Ahhh...I liked Last Crusade, maybe overly-cute and...Ahhh...<BR/><BR/>I liked Last Crusade, maybe overly-cute and self-referential, but I liked it.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-32693562270722046742007-08-24T13:25:00.000-05:002007-08-24T13:25:00.000-05:00The latter, although to be fair, she uses jazz han...The latter, although to be fair, she uses jazz hands in self defense much more often than for evil purposes.<BR/>Temple of Doom was no Raiders, but it was better than Last Crusade.ShOIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846681400646613853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-33140704023656715052007-08-24T09:32:00.000-05:002007-08-24T09:32:00.000-05:00Shoi,I don't know what you're talking about... do ...Shoi,<BR/><BR/>I don't know what you're talking about... do you mean she wrote something like that (#12), or that Shari does jazz hands with evil intent?<BR/><BR/>I can believe the latter, but I've not read the former.<BR/><BR/>I've actually never seen Temple of Doom; everyone told me it kind of sucked.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-30701028021838734312007-08-23T23:09:00.000-05:002007-08-23T23:09:00.000-05:00You stole #12 from Shari! Actually, she sort of bo...You stole #12 from <A HREF="http://circe9847.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Shari</A>! Actually, she sort of borrowed it from the <I>Zombie Nightmare</I> episode of MST3K. Anyway, you forgot the classic Mola Ram move from <I>Temple of Doom</I>: reach into your victim's chest with your bare hand, extract their still-beating heart, and laugh as it bursts into flame.ShOIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846681400646613853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-20079849808510672372007-08-23T14:05:00.000-05:002007-08-23T14:05:00.000-05:0012. Just do "jazz hands" all the time as if you're...12. Just do "jazz hands" all the time as if you're in another cheesy musical. Someone will be so sick of seeing that trite shit, they'll kill themselves.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-39774181066240640492007-08-23T14:01:00.000-05:002007-08-23T14:01:00.000-05:00Good one, Henry!11. Get Darth Vader powers, withou...Good one, Henry!<BR/><BR/>11. Get Darth Vader powers, without the gloves. Have fun lifting people off the ground without touching them. Crush their windpipes while you've got them up there.Brendon Etterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17858648352613207580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26117408.post-52455150714288461182007-08-23T13:54:00.000-05:002007-08-23T13:54:00.000-05:0010. Point to the victim; make Igor do the work.10. Point to the victim; make Igor do the work.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16990298180516491110noreply@blogger.com